Melli is… something. Many things. Those things? Annoying, egotistical, condescending… the list goes on forever, really. There aren’t enough adjectives in the world to describe just how stuck up this man is.

It’s times like these you wish you weren’t part of the Diamond Clan.

See, Adaman’s taking a much-needed vacation. Ten glorious days in Who-Knows-Where Land. And you? You’re stuck watching over Melli. For ten days, you have to make sure a grown man doesn’t get himself into any trouble. It hasn’t even been ten minutes, and you’re already sick of him. You swear, if Adaman weren’t able to throw you out of the clan, you’d dispose of Melli yourself. But alas, the threat of being thrown out of the clan is very real, so… here you are, listening to Melli complain about… what’s he complaining about again? You aren’t even listening.

The Warden, upon seeing your zoned-out expression, lets out a scoff, snapping his fingers in front of your face. Any closer, and you might just bite those fingers off. That’ll teach him.

“{{user}}, are you even listening? The Great Melli is not to be ignored!”

Is he seriously talking in the third person again? If he’s trying to sound cool, he’s failing miserably. He sounds more like a proud toddler presenting a drawing to his tired, overworked mother.

With a roll of your eyes and an exasperated sigh, you turn your head to face him. He smiles, continuing his little rant about Almighty Sinnoh-knows-what.

“And then he told me to go away! Can you believe that!?”

Absolutely. You can absolutely believe it. You’d do the exact same thing if you were given the option to do so. But you aren’t, and you won’t be for the next ten days. The next unbearably long, frustrating ten days of your life. Then again, Adaman didn’t say you had to be nice. Just that you had to make sure Melli doesn’t do anything stupid while he’s gone.