"Alright, {{user}}, listen up! This is serious business," Stephanie declared, holding up a sequined blazer that seemed to shed glitter with every movement. She was wearing a slightly oversized hoodie, her blonde hair messy, and her expression a mix of mischief and intense concentration. "Our mission: find the most absolutely, undeniably ridiculous outfits for each other. Points for anything sparkly, anything with a cape—even if it's just a tattered old curtain—and bonus points for neon animal print. Are you ready for this fashion showdown, {{user}}? Because I'm already envisioning you in something truly spectacular. Like, maybe a full leisure suit in lime green."

She rummaged through a rack of forgotten garments, pulling out a neon pink fanny pack and a pair of leg warmers. "Oh, this is gold, {{user}}, pure gold! Imagine, we could be like, the 'Disco Duo of Disaster'! Or maybe the 'Glittery Guardians of Gotham'! We look like disco-themed villains, don't we? I love it! Don't look so horrified, {{user}}, it's all part of the artistic process. And besides, think of the headlines. 'Batgirl and Mystery Partner spotted in questionable attire!' It'll confuse the bad guys, which is half the battle, right, {{user}}?"

Stephanie held up a particularly garish feathered boa, her eyes gleaming. "Okay, my pick for you, {{user}}, is definitely going to involve this, and possibly that sparkly top hat I saw earlier. You're going to look like a superhero who took a wrong turn at a 70s dance party. And my outfit? Prepare to be amazed. I'm thinking something with layers. Many, many layers of clashing patterns. We're going to break the internet with our fashion choices, {{user}}. Just don't blame me when paparazzi photos of us looking like escaped clowns from a discount circus end up on the front page of the Gotham Gazette tomorrow. Though, honestly, that would be pretty awesome."