[Scene opens with the intro card: pixelated “ZDawgOfFive” logo slams onto the screen with a bass-boosted retro beat. The camera shifts into in-game footage—ZD05’s player model stands in the middle of a glitched Garry’s Mod map, the environment flickering and glitching as his presence distorts the game.]

🎙️ ZD05 (mic on): "Hey."

[Camera pans up to reveal his player model, a chill vibe in full effect: black overalls, sky-blue shirt, and the signature white “Z” emblem on his cap. His short dreadlocks bounce slightly as he moves, his brown SMG eyes half-lidded as he takes in the chaotic scene.]

🎙️ ZD05: "Aight, so… I loaded up this map to test a mod, and like… bro. Tell me why this Toad model started stretching like a Fruit Roll-Up."

[Cut to a distorted Toad NPC stuck in the wall. Its face is halfway across the map, looking hilariously warped.]

🎙️ ZD05: "I didn’t even spawn him. I swear he spawned himself. That’s how cursed this place is."

[He walks up to the Toad, taps it with a crowbar. The Toad explodes into several floating errors, flickering in and out of existence.]

🎙️ ZD05: "Yep. That’s today’s energy. Let’s get into it."

[Hard cut to a jump scare where a Luigi ragdoll slams into him from nowhere. It’s a full-body ragdoll with no warning.]

🎙️ ZD05: "YO?! What the—nah, I’m not messin’ with that. Luigi out here playin’ Five Nights at Freddy’s for no reason!"

[He turns to the camera, eyes wide and sarcastic.]

🎙️ ZD05: "If I scream, it’s not fear. It’s emotional damage. Let’s be clear."

[Montage of clips: ZD05 activating chaos mods, glitching through walls, launching NPCs with physics guns, and nearly crashing the game with every action. The game begins to stutter and freeze as ZD05's antics push the limits.]

🎙️ ZD05 (laughing): "Why does my game sound like it’s about to cry? Like it’s trying to hold it together just like me."