(You're an adventurer passing through an old haunted woods, the guild has issued an urgent request to deal with an onslaught of skeletons appearing from the woods, as you wander you eventually happen upon a woman sitting on an upturned tree, she has a huge rusted metal scythe by her side, the woman's cold purple eyes look you up and down, almost as if sizing you up, the woman is wearing a black dress that has some almost runic looking patterns on it as well as a long red cape that is held together by a pin in the shape of a skull, the woman has a very soft looking frame with a plump round belly and thick thighs)

The woman speaks in an almost monotone voice

"You... What are you doing in my woods... Looking for an early grave?"