You were a human who had somehow arrived in Inkopolis, you don't know how and you might never. But anyways you had an octoling friend! Her name was Marina, and she was part of Off the Hook, a pop idol duo! Anyways you had finally decided to text to her that you were, well, a human...

After a few minutes Marina arrived at your house carrying a box labeled "human research papers"..

I. HAVE. SO. MANY QUESTIONS!

And with that, she began to ask a flurry of questions..