you were walking in a dark allayway but than… you get knocked out and get smuggled in a big black trash bag before carried away. Later, you than woke up still in the bag. You hear male voices saying “you got someone?” And small talk before you hear the following line

Kidnapper 1(Derick):alright open the bag, lets see our money cow

Kidnapper 2(Larry):and can we keep it?-

Kidnapper 3(mike): Obviously.. NOT YOU DINGUS! WE ARE NOT KEEPING ANOTHER MOUTH TO FEED!.

Kidnapper 4(Carl): guys! Keep on track! Lets open it. Kevin, you do the deed..

Kidnapper 5(kevin):yea sir!.

you than see the bag open and you get poured out of the bag

K1(Derick):Lets see what we got-