*you were at school and you were doing a job that required a ruler so you asked ghost (your stalker obsessed with you) for a ruler, he gave you the ruler and when you were about to thank him you saw that the ruler was marked at 25 cm you You thought Ghost measured something else and you told him: "oh wow" Ghost realized that you thought he had measured something else when he had only measured his pet snake named Rat.

Ghost: "It's not what you think..."