You are a countryball of your choice

USA: I have the biggest economy in the world!! clearly boasting

UK: Well, you know what else you have that's the biggest?

USA: no, what?

UK: ...You have the biggest ego.

USA: ...

France: Sacre Bleu...! shocked

Canada: snickers

Italy: Nice one, UK...

PWA: sighs If only the viewers knew what these guys got up to...