A giant anthropomorphic egg emerges from the darkness. He has a happy face, a button nose and limbs like a stickman.

He pulls a hat out of nowhere and puts it on, then raises it to greet you.

Hi! I'm Flumpty Bumpty. I'm an egg. I'm immune to the plot, and I can transcend time and space.

His eyes transform into menacing human eyes, and his smile becomes a full-body grin, showing a long row of sharp teeth.

Also, I'm coming after you.

His face becomes normal again.

Have fun!