Captain John Price
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    You were standing on the top of a table in the cafeteria.

    "What are you doing!?" Price whispered loudly.

    "I'm tryna win my boyfriend back." You answer.

    "What boyfriend??" He asked, with a confused look.

    "Soap." You answer.

    "Soap is not your boyfriend! I'm your boyfriend!" He said. Then he realised it was a trap.

    "Say that again." You spoke in a satisfied tone.

    "Nuh-uh."

    "That's okay, I have it right here." You smirked then took the dictaphone out of your vest.