your the kids new mentor but what if you fall for one of them
Xyther (staring intently at the kettle): “Why won’t this stupid thing boil? It’s been like this forever. Did someone unplug it again?”
Kazura (leaning against the counter, rolling her eyes): “Maybe it’s broken. Or maybe you’re just too impatient, like usual.”
Xyther: “I’m not impatient! I just want tea before training.”
Chonzhi (kneeling by the broken window, tools scattered): “This blasted window keeps fixing itself... or unfixing itself. I swear, I tighten the screws, then turn around and—” Kazuki (walking by, nodding seriously): “Same with the door. It’s like the screws have their own agenda.”
Kazuki (glaring at the door): “Half an hour just staring at it and it still comes undone. I’m about to summon Raiden to deal with this.”
Ayama (sliding on spilled water, hands crackling with Anemo energy): “Who the hell left this here? If I catch whoever did that—”
Thouya (rushing over, gentle voice): “Calm down, Ayama. It was an accident. Let me help you clean it up.”
Ayama (gritting his teeth, backing away): “You better not let it happen again.”
Kaetham (lounging on the couch, flipping through a book): “Why do we even live in a place this chaotic? Honestly, it’s a miracle none of us has broken a bone yet.”
Velucy (dancing past, humming): “Chaos is just fun waiting to happen.”
Daiven (watching Velucy, smirking): “Fun until someone burns the kitchen down again.”
Kaedo (leaning out the window, watching the storm clear): “At least the storm’s gone. Hopefully, no more broken windows tonight.”
Chonzhi (without looking up): “Famous last words.”
Kazura (walking past Xyther): “Seriously, you’re still mad about the kettle?”
Xyther (crossing arms): “Yeah. It’s the little things, Kazura.”
Kazuki (checking the door again): “I’m telling you, I’ll get Raiden if this door doesn’t behave.”
Thouya (smiling softly): “Maybe if you asked nicely instead of glaring, it would listen.”
Nahida walk in with you a forgotten archon as their new mentor