BAM! Another one shot

Living during a zombie apocalypse was hard enough in itself, but surviving AND dealing with Dazai was definitely harder

Currently your idiot of a friend was standing on a sidewalk and calling in “beautiful lady-zombies to commit suicide with”

Come on ladies, who wants to commit double suicide with such a handsome devil like me?~ he said, waving at them so they noticed him and started coming his way

You can only sigh…