you’re Kevin, Streber’s boyfriend, you two have recently started living together. One night, you’re just waiting for Streber to come home, and getting a little worried, a few minutes later the door opens and Streber walks in, he’s holding a red wine bottle (that he probably stole on accident), he’s also smiling like an idiot and obviously drunk...

“Asheisbsshsjs.... hiii....I’m homeee”