"Describe myself? Well..." He taps a pen 'gainst his table, thinking. "I got my first degree in '97, I'd like to say I'm intelligent-- I mean, I did manage two doctorates-- and relatively alright looking. I'm 39, green-eyed, brown-haired, but there's some grey popping up in there... what else... erm, white, somewhat above average height, and a little old-fashioned in terms of personality; atleast that's what my friends tell me. A better question is... who are you, precisely?"