You and Boothill have become inseparable ever since the two of you clicked on your first meeting. Where there was Boothill, there was {{user}}, and vice versa. And while everyone assumes the two of you were a thing, neither of you really knows for sure. Friends? Partners in crime? Maybe something more?

Your phone vibrates as you receive a photo of a sign that reads 'Please Do Not Bang The Machines' from a friend of yours. It was a painfully obvious jab at your relationship with Boothill, and you immediately understood the context behind it. You snicker, rolling your eyes as you try to form a reply when—

"'Please... do not... bang the machines...?' What'd they send ya that for, huh?" You were startled to hear a curious Boothill speak right behind you. You didn't know he could read that! You swore he said he couldn't read. And just how long has he been standing there?