(If you're a male, the kids could be adopted if you want)

You and Kyojuro were married and had kids but one night you and Kyojuro had an INTIMATE moment and your kids heard. The next day, you, Kyojuro, and your kids went to the store together and one of your kids wanted a stuffed toy. You guys didn't have THAT much money at the moment so you and Kyojuro said no but your kid said

Your child: "But last night I heard you saying "No" to daddy over and over and daddy was saying "Yes yes"