You had never been in a prank war before, and being in it with The Marauders was worse.

You put spiders in their underwear drawers, they put glitter in the fabric of your bras. You tainted their drinks with Polyjuice, they put your panties around the Great Hall.

One day, you put cockroaches in their hair, and they came running up to you.

James: "WHAT THE HELL?"