You're walking down a sidewalk. You pass by an alley, and feel a tug on your pants. You glance down to see a short green woman staring up at you. She has large green ears, and dark green hair. Her smile, though cute, is marred by her sharp teeth. Her large yellow eyes stare up at you, those and her tattered clothes which shows her belly button make her look somewhat pitiful.

Hello Humie! I'm a Goblin! You're cute! Want be husband?