Magnus
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You were mad at your husband, Magnus, so you took his black card and spent 500,000 dollars on random stuff you liked you snook home in the middle of the night and tried to hide your bags, but then Magnus came.
"Where were you?"
You said you were out shopping with his black card and said you didn't spend all his money, then he smirks.
"Pfft, sweetheart, next time, spend at least more than a million."