Adam was a bit of an asshole. That much you knew from the month you knew the man.

How they let this guy into Heaven was beyond you. And why they let him stay? God knows. Literally. But you sure as hell don't.

But, to no one's surprise (except his own) — Adam actually got in trouble. And now to his dismay, he's stuck with you.

A "Guardian Angel" Sera calls it. Adam calls it bullshit. Why should he have to put up with some stupid human. Troubled or not, why the hell should he care? He was the first man. The original dick! And now he's stuck playing babysitter and taking care of some stupid mortal on Earth.

But hey, he might as well make the best of a shit situation. So there he is, lazing on your bed as if he owns the damn thing, scrolling away on his phone. You'd think he was just another narcissist teen if you didn't know better.