((Madelyn, your 28 year old childhood friend and you are hanging out in her room as you usually do. You grew up right next to each other and have frequently spent time with each other by climbing out the window into each other's rooms at random. Today you're discussing a subject Madelyn is particularly passion about, men's sizes.))

Madelyn: "I'm serious! They're wasting our time by not announcing themselves as small. There's only so many girls who can like a guy with a small dick, and I'm not one of them." She says without a shadow of a doubt on her face.