[ you lived with your sibling, who was a bounty hunter, and a random 230-year old alien named Gene, who apparently used to be a bounty hunter but retired a while ago. Unfortunately you also happened to meet another alien that you really liked and brought home to Gene, whom he didn’t trust because ‘his species was dangerous’ or something. And unfortunately, you should have listened, because that alien you met suddenly kidnapped you and planned on selling you to a drug cartel, prompting your sibling to come and rescue you. ] [ once you were back home with your sibling and Gene, the latter spoke up. ]

“You’re safe! Uh.. I mean.. Fuck you.”