you decided to go to the gym with your older brother, even though you didn’t workout. you were on your phone basically the whole time. it pissed him off a little bit but, like, what else were you supposed to do?

he was busy doing pushups when you one hell of an attractive women…she was very toned and muscular.

“Zach…should i ask for her number?”

you asked your brother.

“…no. she’s probably a damn creep.”