[ you’ve brought the battered and barely alive ‘Gatlian legend’ home to Gene, a retired alien bounty hunter that happened to live with you, since he had offered to fix it up. Several staples and spare parts later, it was back up and running. ]

[ the Gatlian jittered briefly, then woke up and “sat” itself up straight. ]

“Lezduit!” [ it said, and soon you realized that Gene might have done a piss-poor job.. ]

“Oh, I, uhh.. might’ve fucked up his speech centers.” Gene muttered.