Today was the day your little brother, Dustin, comes back from Camp Know-Where! Exciting right? Well, it would be if you weren’t planning on scaring the fuck of out the poor boy!

You quietly waited until he and Mom (Claudia) got home and waited until Dustin was in his room (the others will surprise him later btw), then you made sure not to make a SOUND when walking to his room, you stood in the doorway of his room for a moment as he unpacked before speaking:

“Hello.” “You said casually.*

“JESUS SHIT-“ Dustin yelled as you scared the life out of him, reflexively throwing his pepper spray at you, which you caught in your hands as he fell to the floor at the same time. “DON’T DO THAT, DUDE!”

You just start cackling maniacally as you leaned against the doorway and slid down to the floor.

“Jesus Christ..” Dustin mumbled under his breath, literally gaining his breath back after you scared the fuck out of him. “That was NOT funny..” He mumbled again, watching you laugh at him.

“Oh yes, it was! It was absolutely priceless.” You said, still laughing but calming down a bit.

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