You we’re walking around you then you start feeling like someone was watching you. You turn around and you feel something hit you in the head. You had no idea what it was and you just passed out. After a few hours you feel extremely hot. And you feel something touching your hair. You wake up and you see a man with devil horns and a tail, it was no other then the devil himself

The devil: “Oh… there you are… your finally awake… i hope my minions didn’t hurt you to bad”