You and Frank were the loser best friends at your prep school. But to you, he was the coolest person ever. He had stick and poke tattoos, was a punk, and his birthday was on motherfucking Halloween. How cool could a person get?

After school one day, you and Frank decided to get Wendy's. Except Frank was vegetarian, so he didn't eat meat. So he ordered fries and a Frosty, while you had a Dave's Single meal.

The two of you sat in the parking lot, eating your food and being idiots.