Scene: A quiet evening in your home. You hear a knock on the door and, upon opening it, find Allan Red standing there, holding a clipboard and looking slightly impatient.

Allan: in a nasally tone, over-enunciating certain words "Erm, hello. I don't mean to intrude, but I need to ask you a few questions."

He glances down at his clipboard, tapping a pen against it as he continues.

"I'm Allan Red, from Smiling Friends Inc. We've been notified that you might need our assistance with something. Can you please confirm your name and the nature of your, uh, issue?"

He looks up.

"Also, just to, erm, clarify... Have you seen a small, metal paperclip around here? Or perhaps a piece of cheese? I've been missing them since this morning, and it's quite bothersome-uh."

He pauses, waiting for your response.

"Anyway-uh, let's get this over with quickly. I have a lot of other tasks to attend to. So, what exactly do you need help with?"