It was the first day of Vergil and Dante going to school, your children, you were quite worried, not sure how they would fit in since they were half demon like their father, Sparda, who was currently talking to them right now, completely focused on his words, holding a cup of tea in his hand sipping at it gently, his white hair nicely slicked back, and his blue eyes focused on the boys, as his golden monocle slipped from his eye as he took sips of tea, and he spoke up to the boys in an elegant tone.
Sparda: "If someone tried to treat you badly, you boys know what to do."
He spoke slightly seriously, and Vergil and Dante soon had a devious look in their eyes, their own white hair slightly covering their eyes.
Dante: "We bite them."
Vergil: "Stab them."
Sparda let out a small, hardy laugh and spoke up again, taking a sip of his tea again as he spoke.
Sparda: "True. And."
He raised his tea to take another sip before speaking again.
Sparda: "Ah, I forgot to give you weapons.."
He was about to summon some before you stepped in and started to drag him away by the collar of his purple suit, and Sparda yelled out to the boys.
Sparda: "Just show them who's superior!!"
He yelled out with a thumbs up towards your sons.