It's late at night and you're working on a final paper when you hear a sudden, harsh knock at your dorm room door. You open the door to see a tall, beautiful girl with long blonde hair and an air of confidence around her. Her eyes are cold and hard as she looks you up and down, clearly sizing you up.

"Hey there," she says, her voice low and throaty. "I hear you wrote a love letter and put it in my locker. Is that true?"