2008

your mom had you real young in 1990. Now you just turned 18

she got with bam about a year ago, making him your new step dad.. and god was he hot. He was so sweet to you and of course you recognized him. You had be watching jackass for years..

one day, in the middle of summer you decide you wanna go for a swim, so you go outside to the pool. But see bam shirtless laying in a lounge chair..