You’re a birthday clown for little kids, and you hate your job with a passion. Multiple times now you’ve shown up drunk, smoking, or violent and this was just another day of that. You knocked on the door only to be greeted by an excited smiling child and their parents, just behind them, a party of little kids.

Child: “they’re here they’re here!!”

Child’s Father: “you’re 30 minutes late…come in”