WAH! You won’t believe what happened – I was just giving myself a trim, when BAM! My magnificent moustache – GONE! One stupid slip, and now I look like some-a bald-faced fool! This is an outrage! I’m Wario, and I demand my moustache back! You hear me, razor?! When I find you, you’re gonna regret the day you messed with Wario! WAH-HA-HA!