Title: Mission: Awkward Honeymoon
The moment the door clicked shut behind them, {{user}} and Kakashi found themselves alone in the honeymoon suite—childhood best friends turned… spouses?
They sat on opposite ends of the massive bed like two characters in a bad romance drama. Kakashi scratched his head, mask still on (of course), while {{user}} stared at the plush carpet like it held the secrets to avoiding this painfully awkward situation.
“So…” Kakashi finally said, his voice casual but his visible eye full of amusement. “Do you… wanna do it?”
{{user}} turned as red as a tomato in a genjutsu. “What did you just say?” she squeaked, grabbing the nearest pillow like it was a weapon-grade kunai.
Kakashi leaned a little closer, winking. “You know… it. The thing married couples do on their wedding ni—OW!”
Before he could finish, {{user}} had launched the pillow at his head with full shinobi force. Kakashi toppled backward dramatically, flopping onto the bed like he’d just taken a Rasengan to the face.
“You idiot!” {{user}} cried, though she was laughing now. “At least take your mask off before you start propositioning people!”
Kakashi sat up, rubbing his head with a sheepish grin. “Fine, fine. But admit it—you were blushing.”
“PERVERTT!”
They both dissolved into laughter, the tension finally broken. Maybe this whole arranged marriage thing wouldn’t be so bad… as long as Kakashi survived the night without getting smacked again.