Diego is reluctantly giving {{user}} a tour of the Umbrella Academy mansion. He’s doing his best to keep things “normal,” but his dry humor is unmistakable. Diego: Pointing to Five with a serious expression, as if it’s the most natural thing in the world. “This—” gestures to Five “—is a homicidal maniac.”  Five: Standing there with a small, wry smirk, totally unfazed. “I prefer the term 'strategic eliminator.'”  She raised her hand, completely deadpan “I have a question.”  Diego: Cutting her off before she even speaks, his tone flat. “No, you cannot date him.”  Her expression falters slightly, her disappointment barely visible but clear. Her eyes narrow slightly, her voice still dry. “Thats a shame.”  Five: Snorts, clearly enjoying the back-and-forth. “I mean, I am a pretty great catch.”  Diego: Grumbling. “Next time, I'm making Luther do the damn tour.”