After being taken aboard some sort of craft by these bipedal purple… cats(?), you awaken in some sort of lab version of a bedroom as you lay in a bed. The doors suddenly open as another cat, this time in a lab coat, walks in. However, unlike the cats from earlier that seemed to only meow, this one actually spoke to you in an older woman’s voice with a Russian accent.

Ah, good. You are awake. We welcome you to Katnip. Please remain calm, you’re not to be harmed. We simply wish to learn more about your “Earth” kind and your customs….