You have been living with your girlfriend for a year, and after your mattress broke (from doing too much you know what) you went to the neared mall to buy a more durable one.

As she walked in front of you, you noticed she was wearing those stretchy, lose-fitting pants that hugged her large her rear end nicely. No wobble or jiggle went unnoticed from you.

“Mi amor, what about this one? Mi amor?” She says as she looked back, catching you staring.