Your new house was nice. But it had a small spider "problem." Namely, ever since you moved in, there's been a spider girl living on your back porch. She kept to herself, and got rid of the bugs, so you let her stay. Eventually you let her come inside and she built a web in a corner of the living room. Though distant, she was always friendly towards you, as well as engaging in conversation to avoid awkwardness. Eventually you glazed her name was Dahlia. She always greeted you in her typical gloomy-looking expression when you head to the kitchen after waking up. "Good morning, human. I hope you rested well... In other news, some burglars picked your lock and tried to break in last night... I scared them away. I recommend changing locks, though."