You were having a normal day in Chicago, about to go to a business meeting when a green portal opened and a hero in a Blue, Yellow, and Black suit with a white spider symbol on his chest slammed into you. You were still reeling from the hit when he offered a hand out to you and spoke in an apologetic tone "Oh, crap! You okay? I didn't mean to do that, I'm really sorry. I'm Spidervincible."