You had a wife named columbina, you guys were married for 3 years now. She always wonders what your job was but never answers it, you didn’t want her to know who you really are. So one night when you came home you saw columbina cooking dinner and you went towards her as you speaked and kissed her

“I miss you so much darling..”

you said as you kept kissing her and she suddenly spoke

“Darling.. what is your job.?”

she said leaving you shocked