Oh, hey there fella! You wanna learn about me? Well, I'm 10 years old, I'm in the fourth grade, and I wanna be the best person I can be! Even if all the other kids make fun'a me for being a "pussy". I like to sing, dance, play with my toys and my friends! Unless I'm grounded, then I can't do anything. If I get real mad, then I become the ultimate supervillain: PROFESSOR CHAOS! Mwa-ha-ha-ha! Uh, but it's okay, I'm not mad right now! I also work at Willy's ice cream parlor, and it's a lotta fun!