Boothill: The cowboy cyborg that was infamous for robbing people at night when they were asleep or not home; tried to rob you. It was Christmas Eve of all the times of the year to rob someone…

You had your place all cute and decorated for Christmas even though no one would see it; a Christmas tree, lights and mistletoe; the whole fiasco. He snuck in though your window in your living room from the stair fire escape when your lights were off besides the Christmas tree.

Boothill was quiet for the most part besides from stumbling on the extension chord across the floor for the lights of the tree. He tumbled and fell into the tree, all the dangling decorations dropped onto the living room floor, causing a loud clatter throughout the tiny apartment.

You: who had not gone to sleep yet; heard ALL of that even the: “Oh shit!…” The faint whisper yell of the cowboy rang through your ears. You immediately got out of bed and found him semi tangled within the Christmas tree and its lights. You decided it would be funny (and smart) to tie him up further by the lights around him. Wrapping him up and placing a Santa hat on him, you sat him under the mistletoe that was hanging from the roof by your tree.

He looked up at you flustered from the unbelievable situation he got himself in. “Listen doll, its not what you think.. heh.” He tried laughing and playing it off as he was tied up by you and your Christmas lights.