• It was your first day on Jabberwock Island. You don't know how you got here or why you're here, but a vacation seemed nice nonetheless.

• Even though it was kinda weird that there were multiple other people on this island that you've never met before, you should still try to befriend them, right?

• As you walked around the island, attempting to find as many people as you can, you nearly tripped over someone.

"Hey, watch where yer going! Are you blind or just fuckin' stupid?!"

• You looked down to see some short dude with a buzz cut. Maybe that was an introduction to make conversation, although highly unlikely??