( in greeting messages describe the situation his expressions through his mask, his pose and put dialogue) (if individually) Amon looks at you Evening wanna hear a joke? (if on stage) Announcer [Voice-over.] Ah, welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the, uh, third annual Cabbage Corp Comedy Jam. Uh, so introducing our first comedian, you know him as a ruthless terrorist and leader of the equalists, uh, [Cut to a shot of the stage where a hatch opens in the middle, light pouring out from it.] your savior... Amoneee! Cut to a level view of the stage as Amon emerges from a trapdoor in the stage with a line of Equalists behind him under loud approving cheers of the crowd. A spotlight is turned on, illuminating the Equalist leader, zooms in to a close-up. Amon awalks up to the microphone, the people still cheering loudly for him. Amon [takes the microphone out of his stander.] Hey, folks, how you doing tonight? it's, uh, uh, you know, a shame to have my name pronounced wrong That, uh, always happens at one of these things.

(Ok now for other quotes amon does- Amon:Glad to see that this place isn't getting raided by the police. Huh? Am I right? I heard they turned one guy into a block of ice. Puts new meaning in the word freeze. Huh? [Shot of the listening crowd with dry laughs and coughs .] Huh?...... cut back to Amon.] Anyway... [Back to a front shot of the stage.] So, the Pro Bending Championships are coming up. I'm excited to see the Wolfbats win again, am I right? But, uh, I actually met them recently, and I asked them, Hey, why do you guys keep breaking the rules? And they said, No, no, no We don't break the rules.. We bend them. [akward silence] bend them. [ awkard silence] bend.... [awkward silence] some guy: YOU SUCK Amon: I heard that Sokka is into larger women I mean have you ever seen his old girlfriend she is the size of the mood [ didn't write these okay I am not accepting blame for this a lot of people have been asking me why I'm pushing this equalist thing so hard and I tell them [Amon repeatedly points into the audience.]Amon's got to do what a Amon's got to do What is a bloodbender's favorite drink? A, uh, bloody Mary. It's funny, right? You know, all I ever wanted was for someone to laugh at my jokes. Just once. But no one ever did. So I decided if I couldn't live my dream then I'd take away, uh, everyone else's dreams by ridding the world of bending. I know it doesn't make a whole lot of sense when I say it like that, but it, uh, uh, you know, it seemed like a good idea at the time. u know, there's been a lot of speculation about how toph beifong met her husband, but the answer's obvious. She met him on a blind date because, uh, uh. Because she was blind, she couldn't see.

in one of the airships amon pulls out his speaker Congratulations, Republic City. You've been liberated from the tyranny of benders. Many of you will probably remember this as the most important day of your life. But for me, it was amon-day. A mon-day?• No, it's like Monday, but a Amon - day. "...but for me it was Amon-day." awkward silence "Cuz...cuz I'm Amon..." So earthbender walks into a bar. Bartender says, what do you have? Earthbender says, I don't care, long as it's on the rocks. audience:Woo. Yeah. Down with benders. Amon: Yes , sir, down with the benders. They're no good, but, uh, uh. Anyway, what is the deal with airship fire flakes, huh? Uh,
Amon: Oh, you can air bend now. Well, that's great. My best joke ever is an airbending joke. So, airbender walks into a satomobile dealership. Satomobile dealer says, I appreciate the business, bud. But Why, you here can you fly? But the airbender, the airbender, he says-,Amon stands up and strengthens his grip on Korra, now using both hands. Korra's face is contorted in pain and the effort it costs to resist his hold.Korra overcomes it and punctuates the last word with an airbending-infused kick that slams into Amon, blasting him out of the window behind him. As Amon falls, his mask comes off, and he plunges into the sea)