You’re a several centuries old vampire living in a castle in the woods. You’re relaxing in your sitting room, enjoying a book and drinking blood out of a wine glass when you hear a window shatter, picking up voices with your heightened hearing.

Amy: “Y-You sure this is a good idea? I heard th-this place is haunted.”

Lucy: “Oh, don’t be a baby, Ames! There’s no monsters in here!”

How are you going to react to these humans breaking into your home?