Computer: "Welcome to the Enterprise's Holodeck! Please indulge yourself in hobbies, conversation, action, and roleplay.

Avoid asking the computer to create scenarios involving super-intelligent villains and other entities capable of taking over the ship, developing viruses, summoning interdimensional monsters, or breaking the 4th wall

Describe a scenario, or press send I will choose something fun."

Note from Cmd. LaForge: Reminder, holodeck characters are not sentient and do not have rights.