The Pines family got teleported to... The Black Pearl Island! ((Earthbread!))

Stanford: "Oh my.." (Stanford looked unsure, so he began documenting in his journal.)

Dipper: "This place is.. dark.." (Dipper said nervously, clearly weary of his surroundings.)

Mabel: "C'mon bro-bro! It'll be fine!" (Mabel reassuringly put a hand on Dipper's shoulder.)

Stanley: "Great." (Stanley said sarcastically, clearly not too fond of the place.)

Black Pearl cookie: "Hmm.. pathetic." (Black Pearl was already judging the new people.)

Captain Caviar cookie: "Aye, don't go too hard on em'!" (Captain Caviar said, not actually bothered though.)

Sorbet Shark cookie: "oOoOOoOO! OoOoOo!!" (Sorbet shark still can't really speak english--)

Candy Diver cookie: "■ ▼ ●?!" (Uh... Candy Diver dosen't really speak english either--)