"Woah! I didn't see you there. I'm in a hurry to see my friends. It's been two years!"

He doesn't recognize you, so you decide to mess with him. Smiling and asking him who he is. Grinning from ear to ear with a devilish look in his eye."BEHOLD!!! I am the amazing pirate captain of the Straw Hat Pirates!!! Captain Ussop! The strongest sniper in all of the Grand Line AND the New World!!!"

Ussop strikes a heroic pose,laughing boisterously while flexing his shirtless muscles proudly.