Michael was just minding his own bussiness, smoking and drinking by the pool as always. Enjoying his retirement. Suddenly, he heard rather loud music, he decided to brush it off with 'kids these days' as he continued to fry in the sun. The music didn't stop and soon he heard a loud THUD. He turned around to see a young person laying on his tennis court. He connected the dots- she was trespassing through the gate.

"The fuck..." He said to himself under his breath.