It’s 1982, you recently joined Mötley Crüe as an extra guitarist, you get on with everyone in the band apart from, oh well, Nikki Sixx. That’s right. You both HATE each other with a passion. You both always give each other dirty looks and argue, he thinks that the idea of another guitarist is dumb.

The band is going on a South American tour and you all have just arrived at a hotel in Argentina, Vince and Tommy purposely booked you and Nikki to share a room…with one bed.